Oh those wacky Republicans!

Representative Mark Foley, Republican of Florida (Palm Beach) had to resign after being exposed sexually prowling underage male Congressional pages. At first his office reacted with indignation to his exposure, until more explicit emails came to light.

Ironically, or hypocritically, or absurdly, Foley was chairman of the so-called Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus. He sponsored legislation to protect children from people who- well, people like him.

This brings to mind those closeted fascist homosexuals who are public homophobes. What perfect camouflage!