Thursday, July 18, 2013

Taliban Clears Up Misunderstanding Over Why They Shot 15-Year-Old-Schoolgirl in the Head

The world has just been favored with an explanation for why the Pakistani Taliban shot Pakistani schoolgirl Malala Yousafzai in the head October 2012 after waylaying her schoolbus, nearly killing her. This comes from a “commander” by the name of Adnan Rasheed.

It seems it wasn't because of her advocacy for girls' merely being allowed to go to school, as has been so maliciously reported. It was because she “smeared” the Taliban, Adnan enlightens us.

Oh OK then! That's different! Why didn't you say so in the first place! It's perfectly reasonable to murder schoolgirls who say things about you that you don't like. Go right ahead and shoot some more of them. What better way to prove you aren't violent, repressive, totalitarian thugs than to assassinate girls on their way home from school to make the point that no one should say that's exactly what you are!

In fact, they also singled out two of her classmates in the same attack. (Malala has since turned 16, no thanks to the Islamofascists who tried to murder her.)

Apparently this little clarification is a PR move in reaction to brave Malala's recent UN address. She has inspired people around the world. (Inspired in a positive way, unlike the nihilistic inspiration the Islamofascists apparently evoke in assorted schlubs, losers, and vicious jackasses with demented dreams of power.) By the way, goons like Rasheed make Pakistan too dangerous for Malala and her family to live there anymore.

This vicious turd Rasheed isn't merely some tribal militant. He's a former member of the Pakistani Air Force. Which once again shows that it's splitting hairs to distinguish between the Pak military and its terrorist spawn, which they created as their cat's paw. Although lately it's a bit of a Frankenstein's monster story, with the beast getting harder for its creators to control. The best thing we can hope for is that the terrorists and the Pakistani army kill as many of each other as possible. (And if there was ever a good reason to consider a preemptive nuclear strike, maybe one on the Pakis nuclear arsenal and delivery vehicles would be in order. Unlike the fantasy nukes of Iraq prior to the U.S. invasion, or of Iran, these nukes actually exist.)

By the way, Rasheed the Reasonable was convicted for trying to assassinate Pervez Musharraf in 2003, when that general was president of Pakiland.

So why isn't he in prison, you might well ask?

He was, actually, But he “escaped” last year. Along with three hundred of his fellow prisoners, who “escaped” at the same time.

How could that be? And how could they all get away?

Why don't you ask the Pakis? Just remember, you'll be asking the same sleazy liars who claim they had no idea Osama bin Laden was living right under their noses all those years in the military garrison town of Abbottabad, where he'd built a large, secretive compound. I mean, it's easy to miss something like that.

The Pakis are so duplicitous it seems they've outfoxed themselves and are simultaneously fighting and sponsoring their own terrorists. That can get confusing!

Come to think of it, maybe it's karmic justice that the liars of the U.S. Imperium have to deal with the sleazy liars of Pakistan. Just about every day now, the secret police apparatchiks of the Obama regime have to admit they told yet another lie to the U.S. Congress about their massive surveillance programs. (The NSA has so many different compartmented spy programs it's a wonder they can keep track of them all themselves.)

That's right, they even lie to their own national legislature. (And then when they're caught massively spying on everyone on earth, the regime apparatchiks, from Obama on down, all purr at us Not to Worry, Congress oversees all the spying that Congress doesn't even know about.)

Hey, everybody does it, right? Lies to their legislatures? That must mean it's okay. Just like corruption, say, or insider trading, is okay if “everybody” does it.

Whoops! Not quite. The Obama regime prosecutes corruption and insider trading. In fact, the U.S. Attorney for part of New York State, Preet Bharara, is currently on a years-long jihad against both those things, targeting state politicians and Wall Street traders.

I guess the “everybody does it” alibi only works for people with a lot of power, like Obama, who just invoked it to justify the NSA's spying on U.S. allies. Doesn't work for mere state politicians or financial speculators.

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