Thursday, January 19, 2012

Oh, About That History-Making Achievement By Mitt Romney...


You remember, that feat that the media breathlessly reported as The First Candidate Even To Win Both The Iowa Caucus And New Hampshire Primary! Better add an asterisk to it. Turns out Romney didn't  “win” (by 8 whole votes- actually a virtual tie with anti-gay scourge & abortion-smasher Santorum) but lost- by 35 votes.

But there's more. There's no “official” result because some votes are missing.  So it’s even more meaningless.

Anyway, the delegates these caucusers voted for can vote for any candidate they like- and the delegates haven't even voted yet.

But who cares! Rick Perry is throwing his support to Newt Gingrich! That’s another 4% in South Carolina for Gingrich! (If the polls are accurate and Perry’s partisans obey him like robots.)  Isn't this exciting? I can hardly wait to see which fanatical reactionary finally wins!

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