Santa Cop Is Coming To Town

You better watch out,
you better not shout
better not raise a ruckus in the street
I'm telling you why-
Santa Cop is Coming, to town.
He's making a list
and checking it twice
Gonna crack down on those he don't like-
Santa Cop is coming to town.
He sees you when you're walking
He knows if you're online
he knows if you've been "loyal" or not
it's a perfect surveillance state!
SOOO
You better not try
to change the state
cops know how to
put you in your place,
Santa Cop is Ruling, THIS TOWWWWN!

With Apologies from Jason Zenith for spoiling the Year's Most Important Shopping Season. (TM)